grawly:

grew this in my backyard

foreverial:

next time a furry gets sanctimonious or mad at me on line i’m just going to draw their fursona calmly doing yoga with me in ms paint

tiltlhat:

TIL, that Uber also offers “Uber Walker” services, where an independent uber contractor can walk you to your destination on a leash and you crawl on 4s and if you stop walking they can hit you with dog-beating stick

dennisreynoldslocalwhore:

the wife that dies in the beginning of a movie

organicmatter:

had an autism moment at the computer part store today

greathoughtsphilosopy:

im sick of this guy

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

my best feature is that I’m blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

grimeclown:

hollowslantern:

STOP TAGGING DISCO ELYSIUM SHIT AS HARRY KIM THAT IS THE NAME OF A REAL BOY AND HES VERY IMPORTANT. LISTEN UP TUMBLR BECAUSE THIS IS HARRY KIM

weaver-z:

Just found what may be my worst draft ever

pointnclick:

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice